thedailywhat:

Once In A Lifetime Opportunity of the Day: Yesterday, Louis C.K. was a guest on The Opie and Anthony Show. As was former secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld. I think you see where I’m going with this, but, just in case, here’s a hint: It involves Louis C.K. asking Donald Rumsfeld if he and former VP Dick Cheney are lizards from outer space who eat the flesh of Mexican babies.

[@louisck / thanks alan!]

fucking classic. this is the shit lol also kinda proof that politicians never directly answer anything, they use colorful language and try to make themselves look awesome. still hilarious as fuck lol “herp derp ‘merica, herp derp president” lmao he’s definitely a fuckin lizard person